Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

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Anonymous said: john lennon syndrome?


john lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. you probably know a lot of these people

bruh my phone is always in my damn hand if u think im ignoring you i am

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The Offspring – The Kids Aren't Alright (16,709 plays)


"The Kids Aren’t Alright" by The Offspring

"Chances thrown, nothing’s free, longing for what used to be, still it’s hard, hard to see, fragile lives, shattered dreams…" 

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why is everything everyone else does so loud

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bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

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You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

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me: everyone is beautiful and important and deserves a good life
me: except me, I’m trash

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*tamp tamp*


ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

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