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Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

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Anonymous said: john lennon syndrome?

neptunain:

john lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. you probably know a lot of these people

bruh my phone is always in my damn hand if u think im ignoring you i am

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The Offspring – The Kids Aren't Alright (16,709 plays)

currentrotation:

"The Kids Aren’t Alright" by The Offspring

"Chances thrown, nothing’s free, longing for what used to be, still it’s hard, hard to see, fragile lives, shattered dreams…" 

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neonmine:

why is everything everyone else does so loud

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demonicdorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

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pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

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urbancatfitters:

me: everyone is beautiful and important and deserves a good life
me: except me, I’m trash

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*tamp tamp*

groans:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

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