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lindsaylohoean:

did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

sex. it smells like sex

(via hate)

my mobile theme has never looked better

my mobile theme has never looked better

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deduct:

sometimes my lies get to a point where i get mad when people dont believe me

(via unoccuring)

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

(via lmpossibleprincess)

princessbuggie:

really

princessbuggie:

really

(via santa)

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

image

"here u can have them"

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(via officialjesusfanclub)

"You drink like you have to forget something."

The saddest shit ever said. (via dvadeset-sedmi-august)

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